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@Download Epub ì Trainspotting á The bestselling novel by Irvine Welsh that provided the inspiration for Danny Boyle s hit film Choose us Choose life Choose mortgage payments choose washing machines choose cars choose sitting oan a couch watching mind numbing and spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fuckin junk food intae yir mooth Choose rotting away, pishing and shiteing yersel in a home, a total fuckin embarrassment tae the selfish, fucked up brats ye ve produced Choose life I love the movie so much, I didn t think this book could be better than the movie Oh, but it is Review to come, because I need to process what I ve just read P.S I m attempting to review the book in phonetic Scots, it s immensely difficult. Fuck me insensible Oh ya cunt, ya Ah dinnae watch the movie, bit ma heid s spinnin fae readin this shite, ah kin fuckin tell ye The book s no novel mair a collection ay short stories, likesay, aboot a bunch ay Scot junkies The cunts go aroond, fartin n shitein n shootin smack The book is written in the Scottish dialect, sortay like whit ah m tryin tae imitate, ken whit ah mean It wisnnae easy fe us tae git intae it It made us scoobied aboot whit the cunts were sayin, likesay, bit after Fuck me insensible Oh ya cunt, ya Ah dinnae watch the movie, bit ma heid s spinnin fae readin this shite, ah kin fuckin tell ye The book s no novel mair a collection ay short stories, likesay, aboot a bunch ay Scot junkies The cunts go aroond, fartin n shitein n shootin smack The book is written in the Scottish dialect, sortay like whit ah m tryin tae imitate, ken whit ah mean It wisnnae easy fe us tae git intae it It made us scoobied aboot whit the cunts were sayin, likesay, bit after a while it became very enjoyable, ken There s like a hundred cunts in ivry paragraph ay this book, bit it doesnnae mean bad Ivrybody jist caws ivrybody a cunt no offense meant or taken, likesay Bit nivir caw a lassie a cunt thit shite is sexist Ah dinnae see no glossary at the end ay the book, like some people here say Ah thoat ma livin in London fe mair thin a year wid help us wi the dialect, bit ah d be fucked if it did Ah d be the last foreign cunt tae pit doon the Queen s English, likesay, bit truth be telt, ah cannae understand iny cunt if they re fae iniwhair north ay Birmingham Jist the other night this pished cunt came tae us in a bar, talkin shite Ah asks um whair he s fae He sais Sheffield I sais tae um thit ah saw Full Monty, which wis filmed in Sheffield, n ah dinnae understand inything Ah wis jist bein a polite cunt, likesay, tellin um indirectly tae speak posh tae us He sais, awright, ah speak posh tae ye, ye American cunt Bit he wis a good cunt He telt us a few good jokes thit made us spill ma pish Ah should go there some day The cunt telt us thit the pish gits cheaper n the burds git easier the further north ye go, ken whit ah mean Life is mundane n depressin, bit sae whit Pittin poison intae yir body is a load ay shite, only good fe cowardly cunts Choose life I must have read the first page of Trainspottingthan twenty times since purchasing the book years ago, and each time I would put it back in fear of all the Scottish dialect There s no point lying, this is a challenging novel, sometimes you have to read things twice or pause to think about them to fully understand what s being said But, unlike a lot of books that are difficult to read, this was ultimately rewarding and once you get used to the slang words it becomes a very gritty, moving I must have read the first page of Trainspottingthan twenty times since purchasing the book years ago, and each time I would put it back in fear of all the Scottish dialect There s no point lying, this is a challenging novel, sometimes you have to read things twice or pause to think about them to fully understand what s being said But, unlike a lot of books that are difficult to read, this was ultimately rewarding and once you get used to the slang words it becomes a very gritty, moving and funny read.Trainspotting is a story about a bunch of Scottish heroin addicts Rents, Sick Boy others , it s about the dregs of society and it s about prostitutes If you don t like reading about these kind of people, you won t like the book If you have problems with the C word, you definitely won t like this book It s told in several short stories that switch between first and third person narrative and switch between character point of views Many of my usual rules have been broken for this book I don t like multiple perspectives, I don t like spending time deciphering the text, I don t like sentences that are made up of profanities But all of those factors come together to make a great novel in this rare case.All the characters are oddly likeable in a way, which really says something to me about the author s talent as a writer Even though they are morally questionable individuals with an ocean of problems, they have a very dark and hilarious sense of humour, and it is this colour and vivacity that makes it all theheartbreaking when Rents loses his close friends to HIV and other illnesses.It won t suit everyone, Trainspotting is about the people at the bottom of the pile who get easily written off as hopeless and a waste of space, but Welsh gives a sense of humanity to these addicts, he makes them people with unique characteristics and personal struggles that we can offer sympathy to I m just sorry I put it off for so long Choose mainstream Choose cheap ebooks that won t challenge you, stretch you, change you or otherwise fuck with your mind Choose YA and chicklit and bland massproduced airport thrillers with sanitised violence and the kind of sex you re sure you can get from a random stranger you picked up half an hour ago when you were both pretending to be too drunk to know what you were doing Choose to ignore anything unexpected or transgressive including but not limited to Plato, Dante, Chaucer, Shakespear Choose mainstream Choose cheap ebooks that won t challenge you, stretch you, change you or otherwise fuck with your mind Choose YA and chicklit and bland massproduced airport thrillers with sanitised violence and the kind of sex you re sure you can get from a random stranger you picked up half an hour ago when you were both pretending to be too drunk to know what you were doing Choose to ignore anything unexpected or transgressive including but not limited to Plato, Dante, Chaucer, Shakespeare, Newton, Voltaire, Flaubert, Einstein, Joyce, Proust, Dirac, Sartre and the New Testament If possible, choose not even to have heard of them Choose to vote for the dishonest political party whose mindless focus group tested slogan appeared most often in your fucking Facebook feed on your fucking iPhone which you touch or swipe an average of 2600 times a day Choose to develop Alzheimers and fall asleep while rereading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows on your fucking Kindle and never wake up But why would I want to do a thing like that I chose not to choose mainstream I chose something else And the reasons There are no reasons Who needs reasons when you ve got real books